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On the ocean once a banana tree grew . every year it matured many beautiful fruits. on this banana tree monkey lived .one got out of the ocean and a huge crocodile lay on the warm sand under the banana. monkey saw him and said : - be my guest , crocodile ! try my bananas. in the world there is nothing sweeter than these fruits . help yourself ! - and then the monkey tore some of the best and threw bananas their crocodile.shrek loved bananas . part he immediately ate two bananas and took with him and took his krokodilihe . krokodiliha tried bananas and thought, " if life monkey eats fruit so sweet , so she is very sweet and tasty. and probably , there is nothing sweeter than the monkey heart. "krokodiliha thought so and said the crocodile : - bring me the monkey heart. if you do not bring - to my eyes do not show ! oddly persuaded her crocodile, nothing helped . he had to go for a monkey heart.when the crocodile again sailed to the coast , the monkey saw him as an old friend . regaled bananas began to question , whether they liked krokodilihe . - thank you, monkey! - answered her crocodile . - my life in krokodiliha not tried anything sweeter than your bananas. and now she really wants you to come for a visit. - but how can i come to visit you ? - surprised monkey . - because you live under water, far from shore . i spend my whole life on the tops of trees. - it does not matter - she said the crocodile . - sit on my back and i 'll take you to our home. and there we have a palace - go wherever you want , and dwell where you like it.monkey thought and agreed . gained the most ripe bananas in a gift krokodilihe , sat on the back of a crocodile , and they swam .when the coast was already far away, a crocodile suddenly laughed. - what are you laughing at? - asked him a monkey. - i am glad his skill ! - said the crocodile . - because my krokodilihe wanted to eat monkey heart. i was afraid of something that 'll never catch you , and you yourself climbed crocodile teeth ! ha ha ha! frightened monkey . to shore far , she does not know how to swim . what to do now ? there is no salvation .but then i thought , "only fools are surprised own mind and dexterity. should be, and the crocodile is not clever . " and she decided to cheat a crocodile. - oh, you're my poor crocodile ! - zaohala monkey . - oh, how i pity you ! oh, you will get from krokodilihi ! well you told me earlier said nothing ? - what are you ? - worried crocodile . - what happened? - and what happened - said the monkey - i left my heart on the top of the banana tree . "why - i think - i take it with you - even get wet ! " that's my sweet heart is left on the tree.oh, what do you say now krokodilihe ? angry crocodile : - what do i do now ? a monkey says : - i'm sorry for you. so be it , turn back. i'll take your heart , and then sail to visit your krokodilihe .glad crocodile, turned back. and soon he crawled out with a monkey on coastal sand .here monkey jumped from the back of a crocodile and instantly climbed on a banana tree .long awaited monkey stupid crocodile , then began to scream and call her . a monkey sitting on the tree itself but chuckles . - if you want to eat monkey heart - finally she cried crocodile - first find a monkey without a head ! - okay ! - said the crocodile . - nothing to do, look for . - and went looking for .however, until now the crocodile can not find a monkey dumber than himself .