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Andrew: Hallo! I haven`t seen you for a long time, Albert.

Albert: Hallo! I have just come back from Marlow. Marlow is a small town in south Buckinghamshire. Marlow is situated on the River Thames. I was there on holiday. Have you ever been there?

Andrew: Yes, three years ago I spent my holiday there too. I know this lovely place very well. Did you have lunch at the famous old hotel near the River Thames?

Albert: Yes, I did. Then I met a friend of mine there and on some days we had lunch in the open air near the River Thames.

Andrew: And how did you enjoy your holiday, Albert? What have you done there?

Albert: I had a really good time, Andrew. I enjoyed wonderful nature and nice weather. And what about you? What have you done this summer?

Andrew: I stayed at home. I have bought a new car and it was a pleasure to go to different places which were situated in different regions of England but not far from London. Every day I came back home.

Albert: I see. Well, you had a very interesting holiday.

The saddest vacation we had was when we were not allowed abroad. We were very upset about this, but did not let us in due to the fact that our city had bad weather for a whole month and we stayed at home. but we didn't waste our time being sad and we had a party at home. In order not to be sad, we invited many friends and made ourselves an unforgettable vacation. Now when we get such situations, we do not waste time on pity, but act in all ways. вот)

This (это) is my lamp. that (то) is my radio. this - то, что рядом и можно дотронуться или  данный отрезок времени, that - то, что поодаль или  прошедший отрезок времени.