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1. If I help you, will help me.
2. If i will got a nice present, I will been happy.
3. If my parents eran money, they will bought a new car.
4. If Mark flown to Paris, he will seen the Fiffle Tower.
5. If we wont does it, who will does it?

The other day i was at my friend's. at first i didn't notice anything we were drinking tea and chatting. everything was just fine. but then i realised that something was wrong, i heard some strange sounds coming out of closet. the house was turned upside down, the stuff was thrown all over the floor. it was very bizarre. i knew my friend was a radical pedant. he definitely would have never allow something like that to happen. it was uncanny. dreadful chill ran up my back. i realised that all the time i was chatting with the complete stranger. and that explained all that curious sights of my "assumed friend", all his nervousness and anger and general bad mood when i woke him up, made myself cup of tea and sat comfortably at the couch. "ok then" - i exclaimed "i guess i should go "