Ағылшынша бір әзіл жазып беріндерші өтініш напишите мне один юмор по английский

Только 1 по английский ​

The aim of Anglish is: English with many fewer words borrowed from other tongues. Because of the fundamental changes to our language, to say that English people today speak Modern English is like saying that the French speak Latin. The fact is that we now speak an international language. The Anglish project is intended as a means of recovering the Englishness of English and of restoring ownership of the language to the English people.

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: «woman without her man is nothing». The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: «Woman, without her man, is nothing.»

The women wrote: «Woman! Without her, man is nothing.»

Учитель английского языка написал эти слова на доске: «Женщина без ее человека - ничто». Затем учитель попросил студентов правильно перемещать слова. Мужчины писали: «Женщина, без ее человека, ничто.» Женщины писали: «Женщина! Без нее человек ничего. »

1 In the UK, national insurance benefits are provided to unemployed, sick and retired people.

2 In Britain very low-income families with kids are eligible for a family loan.

3 Both in Russia and in Britain each child is provided with a child allowance despite the income of his parents.

4 As for the Russian Federation, it provides a wide range of payments, such as state pensions, survivor pensions, disability pensions, scholarships, monthly allowances for children and others.

5 In Russia, pensioners can work when receiving a salary and at the same time receive a full pension.

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