Чому я хочу ходити до школи?
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1) i am a 55 years old school guard. i worked in fbi when i was younger, but at the age of 50 i decided to do something more useful for people around me than to spy on all of them. : d  2) i think next 10 years of my life i'll protect this school from angry criminals who want to offend students and teachers. 3) i don't have any friends except my guard-dog max and a little rat cherry, who lives in the  basement.4) i couldn't stand studying in school, i thought that i am too clever for all of these subject. i was sure that i born to be special. and do to something special.  5) i hated maths because i had to sit with an annoying guy, who was copying me works all the time.6) yes. sure.7)   i don't think that i'll have any problems with this job because i am a very stong guy. except girls who will be in love with me, because i am a very hot guy with big shoulders: p8) a+ of course9) i don't really remember my childhood. except the fact that i was in bad relations with all of these people around me. with parents, classmates and so on.   i don't wanna talk about that to be honest.10) i worked for fbi in the past, and the thing that i am really proud of is that i destroyed several  terrorist organizations.11)  i stepped in poop once.12)   i can't stand boring and pessimistic people. and i hate liers.13)yes of course.   it makes me feel more self-confident.14) i'll play with my cat and read a book.15) no, i am not afraid of it. it makes me stronger and helps not to make mistakes in the future16) for 3 days.17) i don't really care about my salary. but i think 500dollars a day is enough for me.18) purple19) flowers for algernon, ken kizi20) i don; t watch tv21) swimming22) 6023) you don; t have any reasons for that, i am perfect.24)because i am perfect and i even have some   letters of recommendation from fbi25) i am calm26) people who can't understand me27) no, i don; t have any. i've already got your characteristics from fbi28) you can ask my previous boss about that. but i personally can tell you that i am clever, strong and i like children.