❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Exercise: 2,3,4,5.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️дам 15 балов

waiter: hello sir and welcome to kelsey's. may i take your coat?

customer: here, hang it someplace safe, it's cashmere.

waiter: here's our lunch menu. do you want to hear our specials?

customer: not really, i know your specials better than you do.

waiter: what would you like to drink?

customer: is your ice tea sweetened or unsweetened?

waiter: we only have sweetened ice tea with lemon sir.

customer: i will have sparkling water then.

waiter: i will give you a few minutes to look at the menu.

5 minutes later waiter brings a bottle of perrier and pour into a glass.

waiter: have you decided sir?

customer: by the way your glasses have spots on them. i will have calamari as an appetizer, and balsamic chicken.

waiter: very sorry about the glasses. chicken comes with a side and a salad.

customer: i will have caesar salad and a baked potato with sour cream and chives. don't overcook the chicken. i mean it! or i will send it back.

waiter, bringing calamari and caesar salad

waiter: here you go sir, how is everything?

customer: i changed my mind, i want french fries instead of the baked potato.

waiter: no problem sir.

20 minutes later waiter brings the entrée.

waiter: here you go sir, how is everything?

customer: calamari was chewy and salad was not so fresh.

waiter: very sorry about that sir, would you like me to refill your glass?

customer: about time! i thought you forgot about me.

20 minutes later waiter comes back.

waiter: are you almost done with your chicken sir?

customer: chicken was cold and dry. and too salty. french fries were soggy.

waiter picks up the plates.

waiter: i apologize sir. would you like to look at the dessert menu?

customer: no. just bring me a cup of coffee and a bran muffin.

waiter comes back with coffee and muffin.

waiter: here is your bill sir. will it be cash or card?

customer: cash. customer finishes his lunch, grabs his coat and leaves.

waiter to himself: cheapskate  left me 5% tip. i hope he chokes on his bran muffin.