Перевести текст: mark twain, the famous american writer, was well-know as a lecturer. literary clubs often invited him to speak. before one of his lectures a club member came to him and said: "mr twain, people say that you tell very funny stories. i hope that during your lecture you will tell a story that will make my uncle laugh. he hasn`t laughed for ten years".

Марк твен- известный американский пиатель, хорошо известный как оратор. клубы часто приглашали его на разговоры. один из его ораторского клуба однажды пришёл к нему и сказал : " мистер твен, люди говорят, вы хорошо рассказываете смешные . я надеюсь,что во время лекции вы будете рассказывать такие , которые рассмешили бы моего дядю.он не смеялс 10 лет."

cats have many; but no one, i think, there is no such remarkable, as i have. her name is мотильда. she was about three years old. her hair three-color, striped. old people say that cats with such markings bring happiness.since мотильда appeared in our house, fun and laughter do not leave us. our companion constantly in matters: the chasing paper bow, the ball of thread unwinds, the watches lay on the table. her expressive green eyes.fun to watch as they are rounded, when the cat is wondering something. if мотильда feel new smell or hear a new sound, her whiskers are long, and the eyes are large and beautiful, it навостряет ears and watches. she likes not only to run and play, but i sleep, bask in the sun. when мотильда wants to go outside, she meows.if he wanted to eat, and she caresses. if we get is, it can quietly take something from the table. that's such a wonderful cat lives in our house.i love her very much.