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1. what is the difference between a fisherman and a very lazy student? ( в чем разница между рыбаком и ленивым студентом? ) ответ: one baits his hook, the other hates his book. (переведи сам) 2.what is the difference between a gardener and a billiard player? ответ: one minds his peas, the other minds his cues. 3.what kind of car does an electrician drive? ответ: a volts wagon (volkswagen) 4.what kind of policemen enjoy their work most? ответ: traffic policemen, because they whistle while they work

Iwas coming back on my trip to europe. on board a ship i made acquainted with an american couple. they were very friendly and by secret i told them my real name-lautisse.. i kept my name in secret because i was the world's greatest painter. i gave up painting and said that i would never touch another brush as long as i live. my new friends and i planned to spend a month in new york. my friends invited me to their place for a weekend. we decided not to talk about art and just relax. my friend let me finish the post while he was painting his garden fence. some days later when i was looking through a newspaper i saw a headline "lautisse paints again " as i found out later a reporter and a photographer of one of the papers arrived to the place where i had spent a weekend. they took a picture of a garden fence. as i know the fence was taken to new york and sold out within a month. there were 30 sections. one of them my friend geston keeps for himself. the most funniest thing is that i had no idea when i had painted the fence .i couldn't imagine that it would make such a noise. then i got down to work and signed each one.