School live is full of jokes. write down youre favourite one. 40 сделайте

1.my sister-in-law was teaching sunday school class the topic for the day: easter sunday and the 
resurrection of christ.

“what did jesus do on this day? ” she asked. there was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“it starts with the letter r.”

one boy blurted, “recycle! ”from a conversation with the girl- where are you going to do? - at the institute of economics zhmenta! - i'm sorry, maybe economics and management? - (after a brief hesitation and uncertainty): no, the institute named zhmenta!

just before the final exam in 
my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.

“can you tell me what grade 
i would need to get on the exam 
to pass the course? ” he asked.

i gave him the bad news. “the exam is worth 100 points. you would need 113 points to earn a d.”

“ok,” he said. “and how many points would i need to get a c?

Фу таким быть

most of all i love swimming. this is a very useful sport. ever since i started swimming, i stopped being sick with the flu and a sore throat. i no the cold is not terrible. have better posture, improved vision. also, very nice to swim. water immediately refreshes, become easy, body glides over the surface, feel strong and agile. even in a bad mood disappears somewhere. there are several styles of swimming: crawl, breaststroke, butterfly, crawl on back. each one uniquely beautiful and interesting in terms of technology. develop different groups of muscles, improves coordination. people, well floating in the water feel almost like fish. hands instead of fins, legs in the role of the tail. and if you wear fins — obtained very similar. closer to the natural world, forget human problems. 

больше всего люблю плавать. это полезный вид спорта. с тех пор, как я начал плавать, я перестал болеть от гриппа и боли в горле. я не холод, это не страшно. лучше осанка, улучшенное зрение. кроме того, приятно плавать. вода сразу освежает, становится легким, тело скользит по поверхности, чувствует себя сильным и подвижным. даже в плохом настроении куда-то исчезает. есть несколько стилей плавания: ползание, брасс, бабочка, ползание по спине. каждый из них уникально красив и интересен с точки зрения технологии. развивайте различные группы мышц, улучшая координацию. люди, хорошо плавающие в воде, чувствуют себя почти как рыба. руки вместо плавников, ноги в роли хвоста. и если вы носите плавники - получились похожие. ближе к естественному миру, забывайте о человеческих проблемах.