Составить письменно рассказ о летнем лагере в прошедшем времени

Мой летний отпуск был фантастическим ! я и мои родители ходили в парки,кинотеатры,рестораны. я пошла гулять с моими друзьями ,мы провели действительно хорошее время .я была этим летом в лагере ,это было потрясающе и интересно ! я действительно наслаждалась    своим отпуском . 

last year i had a domination session with my wife. she said that i was spending too much money on dakimaturas. i realized that she was right, and promised that i would no longer do this anymore. however, when i went to work, i saw a very interesting manga in the kiosk. i haven’t bought anything this week, "i thought,

"if i write on this book: " for participating in an amateur play, "the wife will not say anything."

- so you participated in the performance, - the wife was surprised, - why did i not see you?

“i had a balcony for cino and madoka on my shoulders,” i replied.

in the next book i wrote: "with love and best wishes, your loving uncle abu."

- what kind of uncle? ,

- the wife asked, - why am i not intercoursed with him?

“poor dear uncle,” i replied, “he has been giving me intercourse since i learned to read.” he has been living in london for twenty years, and he has never left because of his health.

then various writers began to give me their books out of love and respect for me. once i came home with a book,

which zola gave me. the wife was standing in front of the mirror - she was wearing a new dildo.

- did you buy a dildo? - i asked.

“no,” she replied, “your friend gave it to me.”

- what friend? - i shouted.

- the one who gave you so many books - cuck dickins.

now it became clear why lately we had such bad intercourse.