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a funny thing  happened  to me while i was at a local music festival with my boyfriend, who won two festival tickets earlier that week. it was saturday afternoon at about 3 0' clock when we arrived  at the festival and hundreds of people  had already got there. i  spent the first couple of hours just looking at all the different styles of clothes that people were wearing  and the amazing hairstyles they were having. at about 7 o'clock, we joined a huge crowd of people at the main stage after one of the most popular bands  started to play. after about half an hour, i  realized i wanted to go to the toilet, so i left my boyfriend enjoying the music. it took about ten minutes to walk to the toilets and there was a big queue when i got there. after about three quarters of an hour i  had been making   my way back to the concert. there was an even bigger crowd of people by then, so i just looked for a tall guy with dark hair, jeans, and a black leather jacket, which was what my boyfriend  wore  i spotted a guy who looked like this, pushed my way into the crowd and stood in front of him. after the band had  finished , i turned round to kiss him, and it was only then that i realized he wasn't my boyfriend! i  had been standing with a complete stranger for over an hour. i  went very red, mumbled an apology and then saw my boyfriend who had been  looking for me for ages. "where  did  you disappear to? " he asked. he never believed my story!