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Hey yo dude ,how youve been? seen you for donkey years by the way i was in austria a month ago there happened a funny story with one american tourist he couldnt find kanguroos. haha i guess you had fun oh yeah it was even funnier when conclusion about austrian people and said that those ones were damn rude with him when tried to lie to him saying there are no kanguroos in austria . oh yes if americans only have geography as a school subject there would be no problem with such things. yes also i had a bet with one girl from us ,she said something about eu country but actually this country isnt in eu . so we made a bet in which she had to name countries of europe and tell where they are located amd me - all states of us . so in the end she named properly three countries and i was wrong only with three states .

What is your name? (who are you? ) what is her name? how old is he? where is she? do you have?