Твір на ійській мові my plans for summer (мои плани на лето)

"this summer, dad promised to take me to the pear-shaped festival of bard songs and dances. he said to me after the festival will be a real bard guitar, or even two, because there they were scattered in the bushes like dirt " "in the summer it will be possible to do something that was impossible to do in the rest of the time. therefore, i will stoop, shvyrkat and slurp, pick your nose and biting his nails all summer! " " i really want to learn how to swim in the summer on his own back. on my father i am able. and at its most able. but the tone " "and i'm going to do all summer wood carving. dad said that if i did not fix four deuces that go at me for a year, then i will spend the whole summer with a jigsaw near pine. my dad was himself so a few years, but not for two, but for others. and he believes that this is the best way to understand the meaning of life. a deuce i do not seem to fix it " "summer is hot, and many doctors recommend drinking. so i'm going to drink a lot this summer! . "

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