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  this week i had written to her gynecologist for a check. and in the morning i got a call very early from the hospital and was told that due to the fact that someone has canceled my account, i can come to them already in 9. 30. i had just sent his family to school and work and the clock is already a quarter to nine, and to the doctor was 35 minutes. by this, i was in a hurry. as probably most of the women before visiting the gynecologist i wanted to take some time to intimate hygiene, but this time i had too little time for thorough care, so i just grabbed a wash cloth, lying on the sink, and a quick substitution of its help to at least have a "presentable" appearance. i quickly threw the rag into the tank of dirty laundry, dressed quickly and went in haste to the clinic. there i had to wait a few minutes before i was able to get in to the doctor's office. since i, like many women, is familiar with this procedure for many years, i routinely climbed on a chair, staring at the ceiling and imagined, as if i'm in paris or in some other remote location. the doctor came and i must say that was a bit surprised when he said, "oh, today we tried! " i did not say anything and was relieved perceived end of the procedure. rest of the day i spent on household chores - cleaning, shopping, cooking. . when finished schoolwork, my six year old daughter returned home. she played one in the bathroom when she shouted: mom, where's my wash cloth? "i told her that she was in the wash, and that she took himself clean. but she replied: " no, mom, i need to be the one which was lying on the sink, i've put into it all their glitter and stars!

екхм а чо ток 5балов????? так много дз и так мало балоа